Over the Non-existant Yellow Brick Road

The Wizard of Oz is such a huge lie.

There was never a Wizard, or any place, thing or whatever called Oz.

The Scarecrow never moved, or thought up any bright ideas. He was a lumpy pile of hay and straw.

The Lion never got scared. Not even when he realised he was a man in a lousy excuse of a lion suit.

The Tin Man never cared. No, he never did. He just laughed his hollow, malleable, metallic laugh.

And Dorothy never left Kansas. No she didn't. How do I know? Only cos she was with me the whole time. In the wheat fields. The towering yellow wheat fields that concealed everything and soon smelled of... ah nevermind. Hehheh..

I'm so gonna get screwed by Dorothy when she gets back from the wheat fields and hears about this. Apparently she's in another land this time. One filled with peas and muffins. Hahaha. But Im not there. Mines the one with Munchkins. Oh well, Dorothy would always return to Oz one day. Thats where they get the 'Dorothy Returns to Oz' sequel.

Hahaha dammit, boredom gets me going. The previous two sentences were inspired by a game I played last time! Alice Returns to Wonderland.

Lol anw, everything above is totally bullshit.

No truth in it at all.

So, Yes The Wizard of Oz exists.

Or does he?

To be eloquent in the language where the profiencient use of it in moderation would allow me the subtle training of the mind and the tongue,

I write this title. Haha. That was just for the fun of it, but on to the real stuff.

My parents brought me out for a treat today and we went to CARNIVORE BRAZILIAN CHURRASCARIA. Haha, the caps wasn't for the effect. It's really spelt like that so I thought I'd give it the honour of typing it properly, cos the food was goooood. Its like a meat buffet with a salad bar for sides! Chunks of meat just come falling down onto your plate, (literally!) cos the waiters hold these huge chunks of meat on giant skewers which they cut in front of you with big pointy knives that they point at you (see the pointiness!) when asking if you want any. You guys should try it someday. if I'm not wrong the lunch buffet is till 3. :D Yum.

Oh and this just reminded me of this saying I've heard of. "The way to a Man's heart is through his stomach." And you know, in some ways, that Could be true. I've gotta ask my buds what they think about it though..

OH haha and i just remembered again. There's like another saying that goes, "The way to a Man's heart is through his chest." ouch. D: But I guess that's true too. Lol.

Anw, on the not-so-bright and slightly gloomy side, As are coming. And I'm not prepared.. :/ Darn scary.

Wow..

I love 73. ^^

Latest Boyband in town!

They've got a singer, and three others who like to sing.

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They've got matching outfits.

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They've got ties.

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They've even got 'We Look Like A Boyband Photos!'

Presenting the CCGJ:

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Awesome. (:

Some Pictures..

They aren't always all that great...

Hai Guys

Hey there people, exams just started eh? Ya know, I've been listening to Michael Bublé lately when I'm studying, or just up in my room. And he's awesome. Seriously. Some of the songs I like are Lost, Everything, Home, Wonderful Tonight, Always on My Mind, and a few others that I can't remember right now. Really, really good.

Alright, maths tomorrow. Another fun 3 hours. ~^~

Congrats, you got yourself a post.

Seriously, why are there these people tagging on my tagboard retarded stuff that I have never said or done before? No, I don't think I can get any girl. No, I don't go around being a retard thinking I'm well-liked. But Yes I do talk about girls, not all the time of course, but I do. Because IM A GUY. But wtf is up with 'girls girls girls are all you talk about and want'? If you people are actually guys, you must have really low testosterone levels to even be saying this. Because guys talk about girls. Period. Plus you obviously don't know me at all. Actually I doubt I even talk to you. I try to keep myself away from people like you, you see. Those that do these kinda really stupid things. You know why you can't put your name? Its not cause you're scared of me. There's nothing scary about me. Its cos you're scared of other people knowing who you are, those who will be talking about you, like how you and your group of friends talk about others. Maybe not talk actually. More like gossip.

I go around in school and have fun with my friends like all of you do, and keep my head low at other times. I've been friendly to those friendly to me, and don't make an ass out of myself in public. What have I said or done that has warranted this bullshit? If you guys actually have something worthwhile to say, say it. Don't go around acting like little girls trying to say bad stuff about people just cause you're oh-so deeply hurt by something. I actually thought that people in JC have all grown up, but apparently not.

Learn to be more mature please.

Have a problem with someone and it bothers you, talk to the person face to face. Have a problem with someone you don't give a damn about, then Don't give a damn about that person! He's still giving you problems? Then go back to the first sentence of this paragraph.

You watch yourself.