Over the Non-existant Yellow Brick Road

The Wizard of Oz is such a huge lie.

There was never a Wizard, or any place, thing or whatever called Oz.

The Scarecrow never moved, or thought up any bright ideas. He was a lumpy pile of hay and straw.

The Lion never got scared. Not even when he realised he was a man in a lousy excuse of a lion suit.

The Tin Man never cared. No, he never did. He just laughed his hollow, malleable, metallic laugh.

And Dorothy never left Kansas. No she didn't. How do I know? Only cos she was with me the whole time. In the wheat fields. The towering yellow wheat fields that concealed everything and soon smelled of... ah nevermind. Hehheh..

I'm so gonna get screwed by Dorothy when she gets back from the wheat fields and hears about this. Apparently she's in another land this time. One filled with peas and muffins. Hahaha. But Im not there. Mines the one with Munchkins. Oh well, Dorothy would always return to Oz one day. Thats where they get the 'Dorothy Returns to Oz' sequel.

Hahaha dammit, boredom gets me going. The previous two sentences were inspired by a game I played last time! Alice Returns to Wonderland.

Lol anw, everything above is totally bullshit.

No truth in it at all.

So, Yes The Wizard of Oz exists.

Or does he?